the caveman choketh

buahahahaha, as much as i was so unbelievably pissed off the gary sheffield blew an amazingly easy catch the other night that allowed damon to continue his hitting streak, i am so excited that it is now over. i can't stomach those rat bastards gloating over shit like that. so the fact that it was tampa bay that ended it instead of the yanks doesn't really phase me anymore. i just love being the one that can gloat over them. hehehe. his streak was still only like the fourth best in red sox history alone, so yeah. doesn't mean anything. woohoo.

and since the yanks are on top again for the first time since april, and the sox seem to be starting to choke, i can hope that it's going to be like old times with them getting their fans' hopes up only to smash them to tasty bits. muahaha.

here's to you, new york, NEW YOOOORK

i'd like to give a big new york welcome back to this fella. he did an amazing job last night pitching against teh evhol red sox. i can't imagine being traded one day and having to pitch for that team the next day. he pulled it off well and gave me much hope for the yanks. i was impressed. so yay al leiter, and good luck! i would also just like to add that i absolutely love jorge posada :)

oh, and bernie williams is on my shit list like crazy. but thankfully the yanks are back in first place, where they belong. so a big eff you goes out the the bosux. ayup.

*Britt Britt

this man is the anti christ. he ruined an otherwise perfect first race experience. i hate this man with a passion. i have never met a race fan that likes this man, in person. he is dirty; he purposely spins opposing drivers just to get by, he rear-ends them, pretty much anything he can do to win. and everyone knows it.

the race started out wonderfully, my boy kasey was first on the outside. then he passed the leader, kyle busch. kasey then led the race for the first 25 laps. i was elated to see him leading. but then it all went downhill. tony stewart, the ass fuck pictured above, got to the front. and stayed there. i think that there were only four people in the lead throughout the race, busch, kasey, someone else i forgot, and stewart. that doesn't happen. there's usually more leaders, but whatever. of course it had to be stewart. and of course he had to lead the race for like 250 out of the 300 laps. well let me rephrase. he was out of the lead a couple of times after pitting during cautions, but other than that, it was all him. it made me so angry. a couple of people got really close a few times, but for the most part he was a mile ahead of everyone.

other than that, i had an amazing time, and i would recommend going to a race to anyone. even for someone who doesn't like nascar. my sister for example, had a great time and she hates nascar. it's such an experience. so amazingly loud. and as fast as those cars look on tv, theyre eighty times that in person. it is so cool. i need to go again in september. oh yeah, my second favorite person, bobby labonte, did really well even though he never led. he came in third. i was so proud :)

anyway, i am really tired from my busy day, i will write about it in more detail in my lj, so if you actually care (which i know you don't, just humor me) keep your eyes peeled.

*Britt Britt

backstreet's back, alright

yes my friends, britt britt has returned. livejournal has indeed treated me well, and i shall not abandon him. but, i do find myself posting like mad lately with random snippets of myself. i think that maybe my blog is a better place for that. we shall see.

now that i am back, i feel it is my duty to bring something to the attention of all the lady folk that happen to wander here. ::waves:: hi bethany. lol. so, here's the back story:
i have really sensitive skin. i'm talkin bandaids give me a rash. shaving hurts like a b*tch, nair is out of the question, and waxing just doesn't float my proverbial boat. i heard about a new product made by veet on tv. i scoffed at it. surely there was no way it could make me smooth as a baby's bottom without first making my legs look like an exploded minefield. well my friends, i was wrong. extremely wrong. blissfully wrong. i am pleased to introduce you to the veet rasera bladeless kit.


this my lady friends is what i have been waiting for my entire adultish life: something that removes hair without any pain. i recommend it to anyone and everyone. last night, after i tried it, i wanted to scream it's name from the mountain tops. for now, i will settle for this blog.

on the other hand, i heard about an even newer product that i believe is called sunblock. supposedly it prevents you from burning due to exposure to the sun's rays. well, i suppose i should give this wunderkind a try, no?

anyway, i'm not entirely sure now what the format for this thing will be. it's still unclear to me what i feel i should post on my livejournal and what i should post here. when i figure that out, i will let you know.

ciao bellas

In case you haven't noticed, i stopped updating this site. I decided to switch over to LiveJournal. if you wanna keep reading my crappy thoughts go here.